We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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