IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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