yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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