Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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