you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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