You're completely useless in the revolution.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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