Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
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Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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