Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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