Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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