you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Success! We fucked roommates!
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize
