i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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