Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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