Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
How naked do you want me to be?
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