Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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