This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
