this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Randomize
