man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
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Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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