My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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