Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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