hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Porn is love you can see.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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