There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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