Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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