I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
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Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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