I feel like I'm in dance class right now
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
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