Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
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He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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