There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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