break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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