Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
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I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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