At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
i think im in europe. pls send help
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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