i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
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Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
The air taste purple.
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