I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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