how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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