what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
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he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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