you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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