Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
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You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
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What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
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