Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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