Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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