PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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