8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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