Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
then he tried to convert me to islam
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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