Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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