Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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