my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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