And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
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We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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