can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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