The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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