I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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