the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
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its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
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If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
All I want is dick and wine.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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