I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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