remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
In this house, we have but one simple rule: DONT FUCKIN TOUCH MY STUFF OR I'LL CUT YOUR NECK IN UR SLEEP
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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