Soap is not a condiment
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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