apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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