the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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