butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
