I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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