i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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