Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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