they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
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That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I would fuck him just for his dog
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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