its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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