so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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