Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
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