This girl is more easily done than said...
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
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I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
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I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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