Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Randomize
