how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
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My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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